Bag O' Beef Jerky

I'm being micromanaged today. Call this person, call that person, did you call them?, both of them?, what did they say?, that kind of thing. I've been sitting at my desk all morning eating this bag of beef jerky like potato chips. But nobody can micromanage this bag of beef jerky. I've got it totally handled.

On top of that, I found out where my girlfriend goes when she says she having dinner with her friends. She goes to the casino and pisses away all my money. Last night, while I'm waiting for her to come home, watching the Pimp My Ride marathon like a bitch, she's blowing on some other guys dice. Shit.