Outpour
I just want to thank everyone for the recent outpouring of support and encouragement. As all my loyal readers know, this has been a cathartic experience and it has been invaluable to know you are all out there. I would now like to share with you a few of the letters I've received from you, the readers.
Dear Holden,
It sounds like what you need is Gold Bond Powder. Apply daily after showering and it should clear up within a week.
Regards,
Dr. V__ L_______
Dear Holden,
I'm horrified that you would sell this product to children. My two year old now curses like a sailor and my 4 year old son lost an eye when the nailgun malfunctioned. You'll be hearing from my lawyer!
Fuck off,
S____ B______
Thanks for reading! Keep the letters coming!!

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