The Queen

I don't own an operational bike. My father owns several and I may appropriate one of his uprights. He is a recumbent rider; it is easier on his back and prostate at his stage in life. This summer, we should ride to the farthest Dairy Queen we can find and stay there until they force us to leave.

In my half-marathon training I am up to 5 miles. I run like a flat-footed asthmatic, because I am both of those things.