Annual Fun-raiser!!

Last night my agency (MY AGENCY!! MINE!!) had our annual fundraiser and boy did we ever put the fun in fundraiser! We had George Snufflupagus come and speak about what its like to be an imaginary friend.

You would not believe how many wrinkled, crumpled, old rich men came with women who are have clearly had work done. Their lips don't move when the talk. Their boobs don't bounce when they walk. Their hair is the color of, um, I don't know. Yellow? And their skin is the most unnatural tan color, and stretched taut so that you can see the shape of their skulls. Ridiculous.

If you are a rich old man who wants a trophy wife, just get a trophy wife. Don't try get your old model upgraded. It just looks gross and unnatural. Like marrying a cyborg.