Rather this or that?

I'm sitting here at work listening to the rough mixes of my band's newest cd. And while I listen to the sweet sounds of BDR (good work everybody) I remember all those drunken nights in the studio, wrestling with the different parts or watching them fall out effortlessly. Selecting this guitar or that one off the wall, and which amplifier to use. Humbuckers or single coil? SG or Les Paul? Supro? Hiwatt? Vibrolux? Tremolo on this part? No?

I can almost taste the beer.

And as I sit here at work hallucinating the taste of beer, I compile a list of examples from the local media of the use of the word terrorism in the past month.

Let me ask you, which sounds like a better use of time? Fuckin' A.