Doing it in the wrong place

I stopped at the bar this morning on my way into work, trying to make the shakes go away (it didn't work). After chugging a couple of beers and a booster shot, I had to go to the bathroom. I walked in to see two men, one shitting in the urinal and the other pissing into a drain in the floor.

They turned and stared at me with their bloodshot eyes. I backed out slowly.