Thursday, April 07, 2005

Looking for capital

My cousin Ricky called me last night. He suddenly found himself in possession of a truckload of surplus botox. What a windfall! He's got the raw materials, all he needs is a little venture capital to get the operation off the ground. I told him that I have a diabetic friend who belongs to a support circle and maybe he could collect some used syringes. Now all Ricky needs is an office and he'll be in business.