Trying too hard

I really can't thing of anything interesting to write today.

Let's have Eggs Benedict XVI.

The new pope was in Hitler youth. What is it about Hitler that so many popes find attractive?

I got a new phone yesterday. Give me a call and let me know what you think.

The two hearts in Bell's Two Hearted Ale are made of bubble gum and marijuana.

If music isn't at least slightly evil it isn't worth listening to.

Oh! I know what I was going to say.