Condo for sale

Well, my condo is for sale. It was an investment right from the start and now we're cashing in our chips and we're gonna see what we get back. It just went on the market yesterday and tonight I had my first showing. Me and the cat packed it over to sbone's house for some 2 on 1 cat action.

When a realtor takes a client to view a property, they leave their card on the kitchen table. For some reason all these toothy mothers have their picture on their card. Like tomorrow, I'm gonna be shopping for a new mixer at Kitchen Window, and I'm gonna recognize this guy, sidle up to him, give him the twice over and say, "Hey, aren't you Eduard G. Kueler, the GE/SPOT realtor??!?!" And he's gonna throw his fingers through his double-gelled hair (or rather, over his helmet), show me his two big wrap-around pearly whites, and say, "The very same..."

And then what?

I wish you could all see this picture (I wish you were all still reading this, at any rate). I don't have a scanner, otherwise I'd put it up here for you to see. Judging from his picture, he's either 5'2" or 6'10". There's no way to tell for sure. I can see some teeth, and a mongoloid brow, and in between are two little pinholes which must be the viewfinder for his amygdala. Or for respiration.

Selling my home is going to be fun!!